Seeing as this is the first post of my career, I obviously spent 17 hours artfully crafting several options on how to begin my foray into the blogging universe. They were all so brilliantly unique from anything ever posted on a new blog, I decided to share each of them with you as to not waste any of the never-before-seen literary brilliance therein.
Post 1, Option 1) Sooo....I really don't know much about this whole blog thing, but I guess this is like a place for me to like share my thoughts and stuff about my life. Like, I really don't know if anyone will actually read this, but like this is all about like my life and stuff...soo....I hope you enjoy.
Post 1, Option 2) Test..........did this work? I think I got it this time......
Post 1, Option 3) Oh, Hello! I didn't see you there. This is my blog (in case you couldn't tell) and I can't wait to share with you my thoughts about life, love, and all of the wonderfully exotic places I have traveled. Look forward to next week when I take you through New York's China Town...but not the touristy areas!
Post 1, Option 4) Through persistent pondering of pertinent political and philosophical propositions, I have taken it upon myself to provide a fresh perspective on what it means to really, really be happy. As the atrophy of our societal vision of ethical and moral boundaries comes to a crescendo, much can be taken from the philosophers I now study as a Ph.D. candidate at Ithaca College to provide perspective to those, who often remain blind.
Post 1, Option 5) This is my diary...readers beware.
Now you see why it was so difficult to choose!? Why does this man have so much originality to offer the world...? Despite my obnoxious dilemma and lack of decisiveness, I'm just really glad I could avoid saying exactly what you'd expect here in this first post.
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